thewinterscribbles:

Day 7: Au/Crossover

This is super late….. Forgive me and take this merpeople AU in return

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@8 years ago with 3527 notes

ariaste:

thottyanneconway:

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

Also gives you a keenly honed ability to lie, wide-eyed and plausibly and at the drop of a hat, because you definitely had Nothing To Do With This Situation, How Could You Even Think This Of Me, Papá

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@8 years ago with 222274 notes

dylanaf:

when you meet someone with the same name as you

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Honestly this is so rare with my name that I feel like we’re all the alpha.

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@8 years ago with 675760 notes

yesterdaysprint:

arctic-hands:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

my-little-yellowbird:

jmesflint:

Horrible Histories S01E03
 Slimy Stuarts: Wife swap with the Miserables, a Puritan family, and the Merrys, a Restoration family

~ History ~

Some names such as Joy, Hope, and Mercy are still used today but others such as Silence, Discipline, and ‘If Christ had not died for thee, thou hadst been damned’ were real. Here is a list of more Puritan names

Tag yourself. I’m “Has-Descendents.”

History is one thousand times more utterly ridiculous than you might think O.O

Faint-not, perfect for the one with syncope

The Canton Independent-Sentinel, Pennsylvania, September 10, 1880

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The Daily Commonwealth, Topeka, Kansas, June 6, 1883

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The Minneapolis Journal, Minnesota, January 2, 1905

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Daily Capital Journal, Salem, Oregon, April 4, 1916

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Bernardsville News, New Jersey, July 14, 1938

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The Age, Melbourne, Australia, May 3, 1941

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@8 years ago with 57820 notes
obijoekenobi:
“Me after I do anything mildly embarrassing
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obijoekenobi:

Me after I do anything mildly embarrassing

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@8 years ago with 58680 notes

icecreamsandwichcomics:

…and watch out for those birds.

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@8 years ago with 122784 notes

Shit my wife has said to our cat part 2

shitmygaywifesays:

- Hello my angel, my very most special piece of shit.

- I have several questions: Where the fuck did you come from? Why the fuck are you here? And, that’s it. 

- I cannot love you in the way you want, you spooning bastard.

- Is your flesh made of pain? If that’s true, why do you demand to inflict it??

- You could be the mother of darkness. You open your mouth and scream and that is what ushers in the darkness.

- If we had a saintly cat in this household, she wouldn’t fit in.

- I pet another cat. It was amazing, Miss Kitty. It was untouched by your evil.

- (Cat: gets sick) I never thought you mortal enough for a cold, Miss Kitty. I thought you ethereal, but not in a heavenly sort of way.

- (Cat: sneezes) Get the bad spirits out, Miss Kitty. Those are just the demons.

- You know what you are Miss Kitty? A nuisance. And a pixie. Who eats newborns. That’s how you get your gold. Where’s your gold, you little shit? 

-Lay down! Collapse your legs and put your body on the bed, you little monster!

- I’m arguing with you because you don’t have a brain. You have a festering cesspool of intentions. And I love you so goddamned much.

- You’ve got whiskers like livewire, hot stuff.

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@8 years ago with 30589 notes

virusq:

kawaii-shitface:

nightowlqueen:

jumping on the bandwagon before Vine’s untimely death

@alexanderrm

I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAAAIIIIL

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@8 years ago with 261912 notes
dynastylnoire:
“ lagonegirl:
“  DeQuince Erin Brown is launching a crowdfunding campaign to help with legal fees after an Evangeline Parish, La., sheriff’s officer killed her boyfriend and charged her with attempted...

dynastylnoire:

lagonegirl:

DeQuince Erin Brown is launching a crowdfunding campaign to help with legal fees after an Evangeline Parish, La., sheriff’s officer killed her boyfriend and charged her with attempted murder.

https://www.crowdjustice.com/case/dequince-brown-freedom-fund/

Booooooooooost

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@8 years ago with 3267 notes
inthroughthesunroof:
“ ak-thehuntress:
“what a cat
”
Is this what you’d see if you could look into Schrodinger’s box without collapsing the wave form?
”

inthroughthesunroof:

ak-thehuntress:

what a cat

Is this what you’d see if you could look into Schrodinger’s box without collapsing the wave form?

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@8 years ago with 24173 notes